113 SQUADRON RAF
True Tall Tales


The following short stories are a great mixture of tragic, humerous, and everyday events. No attempt has been made to organize them into categories, rather they are presented in the same chaos as was the day to day life on the squadron. Every day and indeed every hour, held moments of humour, boredom, tension, white knuckle fear, great excitement or intense grief. Sometimes all of the above could be experienced over a time frame of mere minutes. Keep in mind they are not intended to be historical documents and therefore may not be entirely accurate, often there are slight variances between the telling of the same story. Nonetheless,  this is the way the author remembered the events unfolding and this is the way they are recorded here. One last further point, an aircraft returning from operations shot full of holes and skidding to a stop wheels up in a great cloud of dust was never funny if someone was seriously hurt, on the other hand if all walked away safely, despite the terror of the event, it made fair game for great backslapping, storytelling and cheers in the mess that night.

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RAF Roundel PLANELY PARADOXICAL
By Lord Deramore
(Arthur de Yarburgh-Bateson is Lord Deramore, Navigator with 14 Squadron, RAF.)


RAF Roundel THE 113 LATRINE - SAFER THAN A BOMB SHELTER
By Sgt George (Taff) Checketts



RAF Roundel " I'VE BEEN SHOT "
By Chappy Chapman



RAF Roundel  MONSOON MAYHEM
Author Unknown



RAF Roundel AN ENFORCED WALK FROM BURMA TO INDIA - RAF STYLE
By F/Sgt Harry Clement



RAF Roundel  CANNON & BALL - 1940 VERSION
By Corp J Lightbody



RAF Roundel  DUBBERS DILEMMA
By Corp J Lightbody


RAF Roundel  AMANDEGGS
By Corp Norman Say



RAF Roundel SERMON IN THE DESERT
By Corp George Foster



RAF Roundel WALK FOR YOUR LIFE
By F/Sgt Alan Bailes


RAF Roundel QUALITY CONTROL PROBLEMS AT BMW
or The Motorcycle that went BANG!
By F/Lt Bill Whittlesey


RAF Roundel LAST STOP PEARLY GATES - YOUR ID PLEASE
or The Motorcycle that went CRUNCH!
By F/Lt Bill Whittlesey


RAF Roundel AT EASE PLEASE
By P/O (S/Ldr) Michael Shekleton



RAF Roundel WALRUS HUNTING - RAF STYLE
By P/O (S/Ldr) Michael Shekleton


RAF Roundel SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT
By F/Sgt Ewan Brooking


RAF Roundel THE BIG FIZZ
By John Chapman II (Sgt Chappy Chapman)


RAF Roundel GOD BLESS QUEEN VICTORIA AND THE ROYAL FLYING CORPS
By John Chapman II (Sgt Chappy Chapman)


RAF RoundelTHE DERNA STORY
By S/Ldr John (Ian) Blair
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